The Map

Before I begin, I'd like to introduce you to the map which I have constructed below. Used in conjunction with the text, it can assist visualization of the events. To give some idea of scale (which is not present), the long corridor of the hospital, as it runs north to south, is approximately 275 metres in length. Believe me, if you've seen it you would swear it disappeared into eternity. Ordnance Survey (sheet SU 88/98), however, have it at about 275 metres.

Nevertheless, that has to be in contention for the longest enclosed corridor in Berkshire. Let's get this straight: Nothing matches it in Slough Industrial Estate or even Wexham Park Hospital. It's longer than the ocean liner Queen Mary. Identical to the length of Maidenhead High Street from where it begins at the base of Castle Hill to its intersection with Queen Street - the C.R.C.M.H seemingly deserves preservation for this fact alone. This map may also come in handy if there are any potential "Flinch-hunters" out there - not that Owen or myself accept any responsibility for what may or may not eventuate...

Now that you are familiar with the surroundings,
I shall begin...