&wACROSS&DOWNzJÒN[;y“€1.2ðT ..S.U...A.....ZGICSDMECAMR.RQVY.Y.W.S.W.C.E.BYXPMGJM..LJPYYMC.Q.S.S.M.B.D.MJ.YQXVNLQYKYS.NF...N.G.......LFKB.CAYWQLLIM.E..U.I.C.I.U.Y.JIVUS.UQ.NZEKUZMJ.Q.C...B...Z.YSVFHLH.NDJFCGTYH.M.E.O.Z.G.D.DP..FGYADIJQ.UBIUBM.U.E.S.B...J..-.-...-.....------------.----.-.-.-.-.-.-.--------..-------.-.-.-.-.-.-.--.-----------.--...-.-.......----.---------.-..-.-.-.-.-.-.-----.--.--------.-.-...-...-.-------.---------.-.-.-.-.-.-.--..--------.------.-.-.-.-...-The CRCMH Shrine - Craptic Crosspwürg No.001 Created by Isaac Mangang © Pwürg Enterprises 2002The outer wall of Frondulon's favourite releases (6)Beep-Beep! He's coming to your town! (4,5)The paws, the claws, the teeth, the whiskers, the ... (3)Thamesside village splits near-record-breaking plastic man (3,6-6)Dollars? 2,240lb of them, presiding? No fear! (6,5)Sam returns laughing sheepishly about Pwürg's marrowfat holiday destination (7)Confused demon in a mixed school seals hospital's fate (9)Sven Pastis is a universal one for good measure (5)Masculine support? That's fine with him! (3)Lucas remains to pick his ancestors (5)Executioner stages ficticious Putney performance (7)Black wings, red eyes? Draw back! (6)Mr Woolmer killed a man in Pakistan in his lovely van (2)Frondulon vents his malt-infused feathered fronds (11)Pwurg avoids the fifth dominant note, what of it? (3)Nasty disease spread by intergalactic well-wishers (6)Blink and I explode into little surprise cottages (8)Felt by fingers of those who rummage through Dead Files (8)Captain Turk might use either paddle (3)The blue-veined stench of royalty with a walking-pole on? (7)I just can't pee for your 50% weasel-fur big hair (4)Tuber? It's most certainly no moon (6)Establishing individuality of unconscious impulses? (2)Arresting moments in the CRCMH (7)Slightly confused poetic influence returns the meat (5)Definite article? Stolen bits of mixed stuff! (6)Woolworths has a shaky sideline, says Pwürg (sic) (8)Bones' side project turns half blue (4)Lucas hasn't heard wan for a long time, a long time... (3)Spastic matron says eat your greens! (8)Nun found in fetuccini lasagne? (3)Greystate is a contradictory one to the Tory party (3) This crossword is the first in hopefully a series of pointless bamboozling crosswords available to you at The Shrine. It's crap (and indeed carp) - hence "Craptic Crosspwürg", and it's not known whether anyone can possibly read our brains enough to figure the whole thing out. Some clues are "cryptic", others "quick", but most all are Pwürg related, CRCMH related, or both. All words are real words - with the exception of a couple of names/places/whatever which are well-known within Pwürg/CRCMH circles. So have fun with it and drive yourself completely mad ...or don't.